Written by Bob Rodgers
Produced by Larry Rosen
Directed by Lou Antonio
Original Air Date: January 28, 1972
Danny is in the doghouse again! To gain publicity for the family act, he has
written a piece about Keith for the local paper and his imagination has gone
wild. Needless to say, when Keith finds out he is furious and with good cause
-- everyone at school is needling him about the article, which claims he has a
rose tattoo on his behind and a crush on his English teacher! But Danny
apologizes and all is well -- until the second installment of the article
appears. This time it is Shirley who must suffer the embarrassment of Danny's
publicity campaign. This time, Danny claims that Shirley once ran a school for
exotic dancers and is hopelessly attracted to men in trench coats and beards!
The worst part of it is that Shirley, who doesn't want to leave the house, has
to appear in public at a fashion show and family concert. However, the
performance turns out to be successful and Shirley is relieved.
Danny's punishment is not forgotten, however, as the family takes revenge in a
Sunday supplement article. There are many juicy parts, including a bit about
Danny's ballet lessons, and his love of giving his money to charity!
Song:
"If You Ever Go," music and lyrics by Wes Farrell and Tony Romeo
(on Shopping Bag)
Guest Cast:
Mrs. Fergusson ------------------------------------------ Mitzi Hoag
Reporter ------------------------------------------------- Carl Byrd
Mrs. Damion -------------------------------------------- Maxine Stuart
Milkman ------------------------------------------------- Bobby Baum
Tube Trivia:
- Maxine Stuart also played Gloria Hoffsteader in Episode 62
and Miss
Halstead in Episode 92.
- Mitzi Hoag played Elsie Gillis on "Here Come the Brides". She
played Sheila Faber in Episode 13, Mrs. Malfussi in Episode
51 and Miss Farrow
in Episode 89.
